Wurd Merdurer Press
Come take a walk on the...unusual side, with our Word Murderers. All of our books are written by certified verbal jihadists, language terrorists, and/or lyrical bin Ladens.
By Ryan DeGrendel
If you created your own afterlife, would it be any good?
Tim Channing is an invisible pawn in a city of nightmares, scraping the bottom of the barrel and working for a mayoral candidate with no hope of winning, all the while attempting to write a book of his own that will finally shine light on the corruption he has seen firsthand throughout his long career in politics. In his spare time, he designs brilliant cities on his computer that are visible to an entire world of gamers in the Simulantverse, while remaining invisibly anonymous in that world as well. Not to mention, through it all, he is extremely unlucky in love.
Tim is unaware that in very short order, he will be dead. And he will somehow wake up in the city he has been designing on his computer since childhood, only to discover that he didn't do as great a job designing it as he initially believed and paying the consequences for his missteps to an unhappy populus. The only thing that could possibly save him is love and a willingness to change and adapt to a diverse environment where he must accept simulants as his equals in order to repair all the damage he has done building their universe.
By Gabbert C. Marquard
Die with Me is the collected works of poetry by world-acclaimed poet, Gabbert C. Marquard. You may have never heard of him, but that's only because he has been ghostwriting poetry for the greatest poets of all time. And trust me, he's a totally real person who is not at all made up. You can even see his picture, which proves he's totally real. In fact, the only thing unreal about him is how sick his poetry is. And we mean sick in a good way. Some of it is funny, some is creepy, some is freaky, some is heartbreaky, and some is sad, but all of it will have you dying with him, in one way, shape or form. So, grab your copy of Die with Me today and die a little with Gabbert C. Marquard.
By Niemand Besonderes
Transcribed by S.L. Burrows
Assisted by Joseph P. Kerr
In 2023, S.L. Burrows found someone's faux leather journal on the beach, covered in sand. The diary was titled, THE LAST PROFIT. It belonged to an anonymous writer who claimed to be the final prophet and wrote under the pseudonym, "Niemand Besonderes"--"nobody in particular" in German. In his journal, Niemand details the coming End of Days and chronicles the battle for his soul, along with the impending battle for everyone else's. The journal even included a pen drive with photographic evidence of his journey. Some photos are included in the book.
At the author's request, Mr. Burrows began transcribing the account, word-for-word, making corrections only for spelling and capitalization. As S.L. began transcribing the events detailed herein, he noticed that some of them began coming to fruition, and odd events started to plague his own life as well. Whether or not the book is a work of fiction is still up for debate. Only readers can decide that for themselves. We can all only hope and pray it is.
