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By Patricia Marie Krentcil
The Color Tan chronicles Patricia Marie Krentcil's odyssey from pale girl to beloved "Tan Mom," who is known around the world today.
Patricia's candid, in-depth view of her time before and after becoming the world's foremost tanning celebrity will give readers her perspective as she unveils who Tan Mom really is beneath all that bronzer. The one and only Tan Mom invites readers to take a look at her life through her eyelash extensions with this unvarnished, although at times inebriated, picture of the tannest woman to ever grace the airwaves.
She's more than just a Wack Packer. She's more than just the embodiment of the color burnt umber. She's more than just a chart-topping musical phenom. She's more than just a reality TV star who is always at odds with pornstars. She's Tan Mom, and she's here to set the record straight, like only Tan Mom can.
The Tan Chicken & The Fox
By Patricia Marie Krentcil
When a tan chicken meets a lonely fox, the chicken is instantly afraid. But the fox assures her, he is not going to eat her because he is a vegetarian, and they soon become the best of friends. The only problem is that the tan chicken's rooster dad has warned the tan chicken to stay far away from foxes because they like to eat chickens. The tan chicken understands the fox's loneliness because she is very high class and gets picked on quite a bit around the farm for being so tan. The two hit it off famously and begin to write hit songs together like only a tan chicken and a fox could do.
Patricia Marie Krentcil does it again, this time explaining to children the dangers of bullying from a barnyard perspective. Be sure to pick up her new hit children's book, The Tan Chicken and the Fox.
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