Our Team
Wurd Merdurer Press & Beamish Boy Productions
G. Alex Gordon
Founder & CEO
G. Alex Gordon is a family man. He often smokes a pipe whilst reading books and is a totally real person. Just imagine a very sweet man who is nice to everyone. He never has an opinion that is controversial and doesn't even wear name-brand clothing or subscribe to any services or theories that might be considered divisive or offensive. As a young man, he won several Young Author awards in elementary school. Nowadays, he keeps to himself and never opens his mouth. If you even read this, you will immediately understand that G. Alex is the coolest mofo on earth. And if you don't read this, you're probably a giant douchebag anyway, so go suck a dick.
Vernessa Brown
Chief Executive Executive
Whatever is going on, Vernessa don't play that. She will straight up throw hands with you if you do play that. However, if you're on Vernessa's good side, she will treat you in kind. Vernessa is a world-class poet when she is not practicing her real gift in life: glass blowing. In 2017 and 2019, Vernessa was the runner up in the Connecticut Glass Blowing Championships, and she hopes to regain her title this year as she reenters the competition after a five-year hiatus. Vernessa has no children and she doesn't plan on it either. She thinks children suck.
Selma Agayou
Vice President of Vice Presidenting
Selma likes to say she looks just like Salma Hayek, so we don't say anything, because everyone can see she totally doesn't. But she's a great person, so we just lie to her face when she asks. She has this terrible habit of wearing awful shirts with some kind of fuzz on them that frays and wafts into our coffee cups and shit. I can't tell you how many times I've had to spit that stuff out of my mouth while just trying to enjoy my morning jo. And nobody bothers to say anything to her! It's ridiculous. Sometimes, she microwaves sushi in the breakroom too. It not only smells brutal, it's disgusting! Who eats warm sushi?! Bleck! But she's super nice, so don't tell her you read any of this.
